I saw this classified ad online in a local publication this am and couldn’t resist sharing it.  Contact info changed to protect the sanctity of family life…md
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EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT/ HOUSEKEEPER/ NANNY– Busy executive relocating to Quogue. Immediate needs: Executive Assistant; Macintosh computer literate. Organize files, schedule phone calls, mail and appointments. Housekeeper; shop, clean house, laundry, light cooking, driver’s license. Nanny; 3 year old. Feed, drive to school, read to and play with child. All positions Monday- Friday, 9-6. References needed, strong work ethic and communication skills. Top compensation and health insurance. Send resume to s&%^$%117@aol.com or call 631-XXX-XXXX.
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